hey its a fucking asain girl test (find out if your not a asain girl) :P

if an Asian girl was really Asian, she...

be wearing platforms
be wearing flares
has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone
carries a big-ass purse
carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse
knows everybody in town
thinks she knows about cars, but really don't
always be fiending for "pho"
lies about her age when y'all first meet
thinks she knows how to drive
talks hella fast on your voice mail
has a 800 or 888 number
shares a 800 or 888 with her homies
carries a pager for the time
has money but is hella cheap when it comes to paying
has taken studio pictures more than 7 times a month
wears a(n) Nautica, Tommy, Polo, Nike, or Adidas jacket
wears those fake-ass leather jackets
is seen every week at the mall
wear tight see-through shirts
never goes anywhere without at least her homie or her cousin
seems to be cousins with all the females in town
drives hella crazy... cuz she can't reach the pedal all the way
thinks she's fat... when she's like a little toothpick
likes it when peeps tell her she's cute... cuz she conceited
brings hundred lbs. of make-up in her purse
carries a back-pack to the mall after school... like she's a school girl
wants to get color contacts to look good
is always talking about "Asian Pride"
is always reppin her nationality
knows cities as their area code rather than the name
calls a city by ?-town or ?-side
if she's a good girl... has strict ass parents
if she's a bad girl... goes out every night
used to be a thug/gangsta girl
loves to karaoke with her homegirls
can't sing when she's with her man
can write hella nice
writes "sorry so sloppy" on every letter
dislikes Mariah Carey's racist ass
dislikes Hilfiger's racist ass
dislikes DiCaprio's gay ass
dislikes Ma$e's retarded ass
dislikes Russians' stank asses
watches Days of our Lives
watches guys play b-ball
thinks she can play b-ball
plays b-ball without shoes... cuz she only has platforms
if her natural hair color is nothing but a faint memory in the past
rather be single than go with a white-boy
freaks at every dance
booty shakes at every dance
if she's a good girl... loves lil' kids
if she's a bad girl... loves to hate lil' kids
wants an Integra GS-R... cuz every girl does
asks every guy she knows for a ride to everywhere
calls everyone to get a ride
pages everyone with "good night" when they go to sleep
pages everyone with her number... just to say hi
loves money... regardless who's it is